drag0nair:

daisyblis-s:

A$AP Rocky and Sky Ferreira

this is the most accurate representation of personalities that i have ever seen

drag0nair:

daisyblis-s:

A$AP Rocky and Sky Ferreira

this is the most accurate representation of personalities that i have ever seen

(via notoriousdrugs)

dualpaperbags:

johnny-worthington:

Why is there no Men In Black fandom what the fuck is wrong with the world

I’m starting a Men In Black fandom right now.

This is happening.

There’s always been a Men In Black fandom

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you just don’t remember them

(via brutalductape)

tic-tac-bergerac:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

tell me you married him

(via brutalductape)

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

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(via fiery-nugget)

emobaria:

gettin’ real sick of underwear and responsibilities

(via damnnlyssa)

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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(via sweetbabycheesus)

I don’t always visit porn sites, but when I do there is a ridiculous amount of single moms in my area that want me.

Amateurs

Amateurs

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

longhorse:

I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…

What the fuck kind of country are you from?

(via withallmyparts)